new
/cat · this is for you
I didn't choose the couch-destroying life
Staff, technically.
$24.99 printed fresh when you order
white
size
unisex · S 36" · M 40" · L 44" · XL 48" · 2XL 52" chest. between sizes? size up — it's a hang-out shirt.
for the cat person in your life — or, let's be honest, for you. 2+ shirts: $5 off each.
ships 2–3 days
fabric heavyweight cotton
returns 30 days, easy
"He sat on it the second it came out of the mailer. It's his now."
— priya, staff to one tyrant, verifiedMore for this crew
I didn't choose the couch-destroying life