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/retired · this is for you
Earned every single nap
Premium unisex t-shirt with a curated Teeswim design, available in multiple colors.
$24.99 printed fresh when you order
print size standard · 12" × 16"
Same price, either size.
white
size
unisex · S 36" · M 40" · L 44" · XL 48" · 2XL 52" chest. between sizes? size up — it's a hang-out shirt.
for the newly off-duty retiree in your life — or, let's be honest, for you. 2+ shirts: $5 off each.
ships 2–3 days
fabric heavyweight cotton
returns 30 days, easy
"Bought it for my dad's retirement party and it stole the whole show."
— angela, daughter of a freshly retired legend, verifiedMore for this crew
Earned every single nap