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watering day is the only schedule i keep

A soft, premium unisex tee for plant lovers featuring “watering day is the only schedule i keep” — printed on demand just for you. Soft, breathable ringspun cotton with a relaxed unisex fit True to size — order your usual size Available in multiple garment colors Printed on demand, so every order is made fresh.

$34.99 printed to order

print size 12" × 16" front

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for the plant hoarder in your life — or, let's be honest, for you. 2+ shirts: $5 off each.

ships 2–5 business days

fabric soft ring-spun cotton

returns 30-day issue guarantee

design f0d41cee · sku TSW-f0d41cee-SAGE-XS

"Wore it to the nursery. Cashier said 'so true' and rang me up."

— ana, 52 pots deep, verified

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