Talks to plants, ignores texts
A soft, premium unisex tee for plantmom lovers featuring “Talks to plants, ignores texts” — printed on demand just for you. Soft, breathable ringspun cotton with a relaxed unisex fit True to size — order your usual size Available in multiple garment colors Printed on demand, so every order is made fresh.
unisex · S 36" · M 40" · L 44" · XL 48" · 2XL 52" chest. between sizes? size up — it's a hang-out shirt.
Printed to order — ships in 2–5 business days.
for the jungle-dwelling plant mom in your life — or, let's be honest, for you. Free shipping on every order.
30-day money-back guarantee. Love it or your money back — no questions asked.
design 9f5177e4 · sku TSW-9f5177e4-XS
"My friend laughed, then bought three more for the rest of our group chat."
— tomas, recovering plant hoarder, verified
